Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Men Who Pee in Stalls

These people fucking kill me....guys not having the decency to pee where they're supposed to.

Perfectly good urinals going unused....These things are made specifically for somebody to pee into when some douchebag decides he's going to piss all over a toilet seat instead. What kind of selfish prick do you have to be to fuck things up for everybody else?

Pissing on a toilet seat and not cleaning up after yourself is basically giving the finger to every other guy that could possibly use it. It's one thing to do it anonymously at a fast food place or an airport or someplace like that where nobody knows you....it takes a special kind of asshole to repeatedly do this to people they work with in an office. This sociopathic shit has got to end!

My guess is these "Men" must be too embarrassed to piss in urinals like the rest of us. .There could only be for a couple of reasons for such egocentric behavior, mostly circulating around these guys having various dick problems.

One reason could be that their dick so small that pissing on their own balls is a distinct possibility. That shit would embarrass anybody.....but here's what I don't understand.....why don't you just sit down like a little girl and keep the seat nice and clean for the rest of us?

From watching too much TV I'm guessing "weak stream" might be another reason piss would land all over the seat....sounds like something to look forward to in my twilight years. But still, take a seat if you can't reach the velocity necessary to make it to the toilet.

In any case, theres no reason for this shit to happen. I'm guessing that you don't piss all over your seats at home and leave it like that....Why should I have to first clean the seat before I take the throne? I think they execute you for shit like that in North Korea....almost makes me jealous.

I think some public embarrassment is in order....maybe organizing an office intervention or a mass email....in any case, men who pee in stalls, clean up after yourselves you fucking slobs, you're a fucking disgrace and of course, I hate you.