People who Leave their Laundry for Hours

Where do these people get off? These assholes think nobody has anything better to do than to wait for them to pick up their dried clothes. Well they have another thing coming to them if they think they can get away with this shit forever.

You want to leave clothes in the dryer for a few hours? It better be in your own house or on your own damn time at 4am. Something has to be done about this.

There is only one thing that gets the attention of somebody with no regard for other people...sweet sweet revenge. All it will take is one person pissed enough to do something about it. These douchebags come back 2 hours later to discover their clothes are missing...or peed on....or maybe some dog shit. Hell...its worth a dollar to turn it on again so they can get skidmarks on all their clothes....and one could only hope they actually pick it up when it's still hot...their face when they open that thing would be absolutely priceless....I imagine a plume of greenish gas enveloping their entire body and then they would simultaneously pass out and puke all over themselves.

In any case, its guaranteed that they, and nobody that ever heard what happened will leave their clothes alone for so long. One vigilante could be doing a favors to hundreds of people who are sick of this bullshit....maybe millions if the story hits the web. It would really suck for the person it happened to, but fuck 'em, they brought this on themselves when they gave the rest of the world the finger. People who leave their laundry for hours, your time is running out, and I hate you.

People who are Unknowingly Racist

That's right bitch...Shhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up before you make yourself look any dumber. Lil Mama is just my focal piece of a larger problem...people who are unknowingly racist.

So last night on America's Best Dance Crew (that's right...I watch it...and the show is freakin awesome), the retard above said something that made my brain hurt. She basically gave props to an all black crew from Brooklyn for not being criminals....yea...seriously. And just so you don't think I heard it wrong, I'm going to publish her exact quote:

"I think ya'll are great, and just to let the world know why I go hard for ya'll is because young dudes that ya age that's back home (Brooklyn) robbin' and stealin' and doin anything it takes to take the top spot on the block and I respect the fact that ya got together and ya came here and ya doin your numbers for real. I just wanna let ya'll know that I really respect ya'll."

So basically, Lil Mama is very impressed that these guys managed to choose something other than committing crimes to spend their days, and thats why she roots for them more than just for their dancing.

Not to take away from their dancing at all, because they're really good, but shouldn't we be surprised when people START committing crimes instead of when they don't?? Call me crazy, but I don't expect all young black men from Brooklyn to become criminals....and there is something inherently racist when you do...and especially stupid when you're saying it as a compliment.

Lil Mama, you are officially a stupid racist. Your main claim to fame before this show is a song called "Chicken Noodle Soup" that has 9 different words in it. Stick to what you know. You're definitely not the only unknowingly racist person in the world, but you're definitely the most recent in my mind. People who are unknowingly racist, you suck ass and I hate you.