People Who Don't Like Seinfeld

 

 These people are rare but it is shocking when you actually come across one of these fucking weirdos.  Can you believe there are really some people who dislike this show?  Call me crazy but I find these people off-putting.

This show was so great that it literally set the bar for all other sitcoms to be measured up against.  It really might be the most consistently funny show in history.  It makes you wonder, if these people don't find Seinfeld funny, then what the fuck are they laughing at?!?

I am absolutely convinced that these people are missing the "funny gene" that allows normal people to tell what is funny and appropriate to be laughed at.  Sarcasm?.....a foreign concept.  Irony?....forget about it.  Farce?....too confusing. 

I'm willing to bet anything that it's these same assholes that thought George Lopez was funny and kept him on TV.  It actually makes perfect sense...they have no idea what's funny.  What idiots watched that show?  Not a single person I have asked actually think he's funny.  How did he get his own talk show now?  There must be some conspiracy to keep this idiot on the air.  I find it hard to believe that talking loud in a Mexican accent while not making any actual jokes is funny to anybody...besides the same fuckfaces that don't like Seinfeld.

These peoples have no funny bone.  Canned laughter couldn't save these morons.  People who don't like Seinfeld,  you have no sense of humor and I hate you.

People with Monogrammed LL Bean Bookbags

Ohhman...these fucking nerds are all over the place in DC.  Bunch of wannabe prepsters with their initials on their backpacks bought at a wannabe outdoors store. 

Apparently there are so many of these toolbags walking around that they needed to put their initials on their bags so they wouldn't confuse one ugly ass bag with another.  You will usually see them traveling in packs because they are weak willed and co-dependent...which is probably why they felt the need to get this bag like everybody else anyway.

Its one thing to buy an ugly bag...its a whole other thing to need your initials on it.  Let me tell you this, if you can't tell which bag is yours, then you're so fucking stupid that you should just put a bullet in your head now because life only gets tougher from here.

If you ask me, these people are walking targets to get mugged.  Clearly they have money because they're getting their shit monogrammed....And they shop at LL Bean so they have no balls.  Perfect recipe for a mark.

Personally I'm tired of seeing these fucking things.  Actually, I just saw one of these things on the bus the other day.  Immediately I got the urge to knock the 14 year old kid over.  I didn't, because I actually have self control sometimes, but it was definitely the first thing I thought of.  

The amount of tools walking around with these things has reached monumental proportions and personally, I can't take it anymore.  People with monogrammed LL Bean bags, I hope you lose your bag and I hate you.

People Who Don't Clean Up After Their Dogs

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People who Abbreviate their First Names

What a bunch of pretentious cocksuckers...I don't know about you, but I cringe every time I see one of these signs on the road.

Where do these people get off abbreviating their first names? I thought everybody was on board with Joeseph being shortened to Joe, and Thomas being shortened to Tom. Where the fuck did "Jos." and "Thos." come from? Perfectly good, natural nicknames being cast aside to look like a dickhead.

When I think of the type of person that goes by Jos. or Thos., he is either from the 1800's wearing a tailed tuxedo with a top hat, or some preppy douchebag at a country club and is probably named Jos. Dicklicker "III" or "IV". The latter is probably wearing a Lacoste Polo with salmon colored pants and boat shoes.

These wannabe 18th century assholes have their noses in the air looking down at all the regular people like Joe and Tom. Well I'm not going to stand for that shit. When your name is Charles and you go by "Chas." it's time for you to kill yourself. Nobody is fooled into thinking you're classier than Chuck and Charlie. People who abbreviate your first name...you need a time machine and I hate you.