Stealth Facebook Defrienders

These people fucking suck....friggin salad tossers defriending you on Facebook without any kind of warning. What kind of backhanded pussy shit is that?

Normally, I wouldn't have even noticed such cowardly bullshit...that is, until I reached a milestone. That's right folks, I officially reached 500 on Facebook. I think they give you a third world child as a prize so I'll look out for that in the mail...and something to look forward to for the rest of you.

Anyways, after hitting 502 on Thursday...I see my score go down to 501 on Friday. No big deal right? Somebody must have just realized they didn't know me or something. Another check-up on Saturday, and I'm back down to an even 500. WTF? This negative trend is affecting my online mojo.

I didn't get any kind of message from somebody all pissed off or whatever....that would have been the decent thing to do. Instead, I'm left guessing as to who doesn't even want me in their friends list...well fuck you too dickhead...I didn't need the numbers...but at least we could have had a proper falling out.

You mother fuckers are lucky I'm busy or I'd do some detective work and find out who the unconfrontational pussies are....then I'd make you online pee your pants, online cry, and then online beg me to take you back...in which case I'd take you back only to drop you without notice...that's right, payback's a bitch fuckface. Stealth Facebook Defrienders, I hate you, whoever the fuck you are.

Black Celebrities Who Now First Feel Accepted in America

Where the fuck do these people get off? Apparently it took Barack Obama for black celebrities like Oprah and Will Smith to feel like they're accepted and belong....Are they retarded or just plain stupid?

Oprah has been on TV for 22 years, billions of dollars, a magazine with her namesake, millions of fans, unreal influence over the public, and is one of the few people in the world who is famous enough to go by their first name only.

Will Smith likewise has been in the public eye for over 20 years; won the first Grammy ever for Rap; Fresh Prince of Bel Air was everybody's favorite show; He is the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office as well as being the only actor to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a Lead Actor.

Wow....America really hated these two before Barack Obama came around. That must be why they're two of the most popular and well liked people in the entire country...because black people aren't accepted. Maybe they didn't always have the greatest lives, but they officially relinquished all rights to bitch about feeling like they don't belong in America after America made them ridiculously rich.

It's like Steven Spielberg and Barbara Streisand complaining to Larry King how they just dont feel like they belong in America because there has never been a Jewish President, and then King agreeing. Maybe next week Sandra Oh and Lucy Liu will get together on CNN and gripe about how they feel like they aren't accepted in America since there has never been an Asian President....Fuckin Ridiculous.

If Obama's HopeNchange Inc. changes anything or makes anybody feel accepted, it'll be the regular people and the future generations of regular people....Let them have this one. Grievances are best left for those that have them. Complaining about not feeling accepted when it's clear to everybody that you are is...well...fucking stupid.

Black Celebrities who are now first feeling accepted in America because of Obama, you dummies need a reality check and I hate you.