Girls Who Wear Leggings as Pants

Every day I see them....Girls walking around wearing their leggings as pants. This shit has got to stop.

Too many girls have seen stupid hookers like Lindsay Lohan wearing these things and think they can pull them off in the same way. You have to understand something... Celebrities are allowed to dress like jack-asses. Just look at David Arquette or Andre 3000, they love to dress like assholes. The gigantic sunglasses that Nicole Ritchie and the Olsen Twins wear is something you might see on an 80 year old retiree in Palm Beach...they don't look good on anybody.

But I digress, this isn't about attention whore celebrity style, it's about girls looking stupid.

It appears there needs to be some ground rules that need to be laid out...and of course, I have taken the liberty of doing the laying.

1. Despite popular belief, seeing the outline of everything from your ankle to waist does not make men like you. More than likely, their respect is diminished.

2. Most girls do not have the body for this and make the mistake of showing too much. Jeans hide the lumps in fat asses and create asses that don't exist.

3. Skirts or dresses over leggings work...use them.

4. Wear leggings in your size...nothing looks worse than leggings stretched so thin that you can see through them.

True Story that illustrates my point:

Walking on UCLA's campus a while ago a girl was coming towards me. She was about 5'10, 190lbs, with long curly hair, and wearing a t-shirt with black leggings that were way too small. The closer we got to each other, the more I could see the distinct jiggle of her FUPA. At about 50 feet I could see she wasn't wearing any underwear, because the unmistakable outline of a camel-toe was so clear a blind man could see it.

With every step she took, it wasn't just the FUPA that was shaking any more...each side of that camel-toe was jiggling....independently. It wouldn't have been so bad, but those leggings were stretched so much they may as well have been made of saran wrap. Needless to say it was pretty disgusting....but at least it makes for a good story.

To tell you the truth, this might have been the day I was turned off to leggings as pants....I think anybody would be. Now that this phenomenon has sprung up, I feel the need to help put an end to it. Leggings as pants needs to come to an end. I implore you, don't turn to the dark side.

If you're looking for attention...show your boobs or something...at least some people get famous that way...then you can dress like an asshole all you want and people like me can't say shit about it. In closing, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS! You're not doing yourself or anybody else any favors by wearing them. Girls who wear leggings as pants, I Hate You.

Hypocrite Actors

Does nobody else see the irony in actors being activists and then taking parts in movies in which they portray the people they are voicing opinion against? And it's not like they're just playing these parts, they're showing these people in a positive light.

How many times have you been entranced by the "bad boy" or "bad girl" protagonist and just enjoyed watching them sell drugs, take drugs, shoot guns, kill people, have sex, dress cool, etc.

I don't think anybody will argue that Johnny Depp looked cool as fuck in Blow. Throughout the movie he's buying weed, smoking weed, selling weed, smuggling weed, going to jail, selling coke, doing coke, banging hot Columbians that do coke when they're pregnant, disappointing his daughter, and going to jail for the rest of his life. Now imagine watching this same movie after seeing Johnny Depp make an appearance and being an activist for the DEA. That is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

I'm sorry to have to single people out but I may as well start at the top. Actually, I'm not sorry...these people deserve to be called out on their hypocrisy.

Case in point: Angelina Jolie.

This chick prances about the world, preaching safe sex, world peace, non-violence, and AIDS awareness in Africa, amongst others. It's a new issue a week with this one.

Watch any of her movies. I can't remember a part she's played where she wasn't making having unprotected sex and shooting guns look so awesome. It looks like the most fun anybody could possibly have....and it pretty much is.....unless you added doing drugs and eating to the mix.

My point is this, if you are going to tell people to have safe sex and preach world peace and non-violence, maybe you should stop looking so cool when you're doing all of these things in your movies. In Mr. and Mrs. Smith, shooting guns turned her on so much that she ends up banging the person she was shooting at. Not exactly role model behavior.

In Tomb Raider, shes steals and shoots guns while looking cool...doesn't make me not want to do the same. Even in real life she said she wanted to "taste everybody in the world" before she died .....thats a really hookerish line if I ever heard one. I guess thats why the UN likes her so much, she wants to taste the world....not just America.

Nothing pisses me off more than hypocrites. If Actors want to play these bad ass cool parts in movies, they should shut their fucking mouths in the real world. So, hypocrite actors, I hate you.