People who Leave their Laundry for Hours

Where do these people get off? These assholes think nobody has anything better to do than to wait for them to pick up their dried clothes. Well they have another thing coming to them if they think they can get away with this shit forever.

You want to leave clothes in the dryer for a few hours? It better be in your own house or on your own damn time at 4am. Something has to be done about this.

There is only one thing that gets the attention of somebody with no regard for other people...sweet sweet revenge. All it will take is one person pissed enough to do something about it. These douchebags come back 2 hours later to discover their clothes are missing...or peed on....or maybe some dog shit. Hell...its worth a dollar to turn it on again so they can get skidmarks on all their clothes....and one could only hope they actually pick it up when it's still hot...their face when they open that thing would be absolutely priceless....I imagine a plume of greenish gas enveloping their entire body and then they would simultaneously pass out and puke all over themselves.

In any case, its guaranteed that they, and nobody that ever heard what happened will leave their clothes alone for so long. One vigilante could be doing a favors to hundreds of people who are sick of this bullshit....maybe millions if the story hits the web. It would really suck for the person it happened to, but fuck 'em, they brought this on themselves when they gave the rest of the world the finger. People who leave their laundry for hours, your time is running out, and I hate you.

People who are Unknowingly Racist

That's right bitch...Shhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up before you make yourself look any dumber. Lil Mama is just my focal piece of a larger problem...people who are unknowingly racist.

So last night on America's Best Dance Crew (that's right...I watch it...and the show is freakin awesome), the retard above said something that made my brain hurt. She basically gave props to an all black crew from Brooklyn for not being criminals....yea...seriously. And just so you don't think I heard it wrong, I'm going to publish her exact quote:

"I think ya'll are great, and just to let the world know why I go hard for ya'll is because young dudes that ya age that's back home (Brooklyn) robbin' and stealin' and doin anything it takes to take the top spot on the block and I respect the fact that ya got together and ya came here and ya doin your numbers for real. I just wanna let ya'll know that I really respect ya'll."

So basically, Lil Mama is very impressed that these guys managed to choose something other than committing crimes to spend their days, and thats why she roots for them more than just for their dancing.

Not to take away from their dancing at all, because they're really good, but shouldn't we be surprised when people START committing crimes instead of when they don't?? Call me crazy, but I don't expect all young black men from Brooklyn to become criminals....and there is something inherently racist when you do...and especially stupid when you're saying it as a compliment.

Lil Mama, you are officially a stupid racist. Your main claim to fame before this show is a song called "Chicken Noodle Soup" that has 9 different words in it. Stick to what you know. You're definitely not the only unknowingly racist person in the world, but you're definitely the most recent in my mind. People who are unknowingly racist, you suck ass and I hate you.

Stealth Facebook Defrienders

These people fucking suck....friggin salad tossers defriending you on Facebook without any kind of warning. What kind of backhanded pussy shit is that?

Normally, I wouldn't have even noticed such cowardly bullshit...that is, until I reached a milestone. That's right folks, I officially reached 500 on Facebook. I think they give you a third world child as a prize so I'll look out for that in the mail...and something to look forward to for the rest of you.

Anyways, after hitting 502 on Thursday...I see my score go down to 501 on Friday. No big deal right? Somebody must have just realized they didn't know me or something. Another check-up on Saturday, and I'm back down to an even 500. WTF? This negative trend is affecting my online mojo.

I didn't get any kind of message from somebody all pissed off or whatever....that would have been the decent thing to do. Instead, I'm left guessing as to who doesn't even want me in their friends list...well fuck you too dickhead...I didn't need the numbers...but at least we could have had a proper falling out.

You mother fuckers are lucky I'm busy or I'd do some detective work and find out who the unconfrontational pussies are....then I'd make you online pee your pants, online cry, and then online beg me to take you back...in which case I'd take you back only to drop you without notice...that's right, payback's a bitch fuckface. Stealth Facebook Defrienders, I hate you, whoever the fuck you are.

Black Celebrities Who Now First Feel Accepted in America

Where the fuck do these people get off? Apparently it took Barack Obama for black celebrities like Oprah and Will Smith to feel like they're accepted and belong....Are they retarded or just plain stupid?

Oprah has been on TV for 22 years, billions of dollars, a magazine with her namesake, millions of fans, unreal influence over the public, and is one of the few people in the world who is famous enough to go by their first name only.

Will Smith likewise has been in the public eye for over 20 years; won the first Grammy ever for Rap; Fresh Prince of Bel Air was everybody's favorite show; He is the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office as well as being the only actor to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a Lead Actor.

Wow....America really hated these two before Barack Obama came around. That must be why they're two of the most popular and well liked people in the entire country...because black people aren't accepted. Maybe they didn't always have the greatest lives, but they officially relinquished all rights to bitch about feeling like they don't belong in America after America made them ridiculously rich.

It's like Steven Spielberg and Barbara Streisand complaining to Larry King how they just dont feel like they belong in America because there has never been a Jewish President, and then King agreeing. Maybe next week Sandra Oh and Lucy Liu will get together on CNN and gripe about how they feel like they aren't accepted in America since there has never been an Asian President....Fuckin Ridiculous.

If Obama's HopeNchange Inc. changes anything or makes anybody feel accepted, it'll be the regular people and the future generations of regular people....Let them have this one. Grievances are best left for those that have them. Complaining about not feeling accepted when it's clear to everybody that you are is...well...fucking stupid.

Black Celebrities who are now first feeling accepted in America because of Obama, you dummies need a reality check and I hate you.