Saturday, February 21, 2009

People who Leave their Laundry for Hours


Where do these people get off? These assholes think nobody has anything better to do than to wait for them to pick up their dried clothes. Well they have another thing coming to them if they think they can get away with this shit forever.

You want to leave clothes in the dryer for a few hours? It better be in your own house or on your own damn time at 4am. Something has to be done about this.

There is only one thing that gets the attention of somebody with no regard for other people...sweet sweet revenge. All it will take is one person pissed enough to do something about it. These douchebags come back 2 hours later to discover their clothes are missing...or peed on....or maybe some dog shit. Hell...its worth a dollar to turn it on again so they can get skidmarks on all their clothes....and one could only hope they actually pick it up when it's still hot...their face when they open that thing would be absolutely priceless....I imagine a plume of greenish gas enveloping their entire body and then they would simultaneously pass out and puke all over themselves.

In any case, its guaranteed that they, and nobody that ever heard what happened will leave their clothes alone for so long. One vigilante could be doing a favors to hundreds of people who are sick of this bullshit....maybe millions if the story hits the web. It would really suck for the person it happened to, but fuck 'em, they brought this on themselves when they gave the rest of the world the finger. People who leave their laundry for hours, your time is running out, and I hate you.

1 comment:

  1. Get out your 'cuffs - I'm a huge offender here. Does admission of guilt count for anything?

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