Yes, you....you're the one that looks like a douchebag.
Is it just me or does anybody else feel like yelling at or hitting a person like this every time they walk by? I absolutely cant stand looking at it and it annoys me to no end. With any luck, this style wont exist in 2009.
I don't know who the first person to wear their hat like this was, but the world owes them a kick in head, hopefully knocking that ridiculous looking thing off their dome.
If you're one of these people, there may still be hope for you yet. I think I have a plan to help people through this and assist them to reintegrate into society.
Step 1: Take off that ridiculous looking thing
Step 2: Bend the brim and wear it like a human or do your hair.
Step 3: If you have trouble with Step 2, all hope is lost and you should hang yourself from a chandelier.
BONUS HATRED: For douchebags really trying to kick it up a notch, the idea is to leave the sticker still on the hat. This signifies to other douchebags that this particular douchebag takes his douchebaggery seriously.
Those who take their stupid looking hat history as seriously as I do may recall a short period where people didn't just leave the sticker on, but left the store's tag on as well. Douchebaggery hit critical levels at this time and the flat brim movement was in danger of collapsing on itself under douche pressures like a neutron star. Leaders of the movement were concerned, but salvation came when skateboarding companies like DC adopted the flat brim. Thanks a lot for extending the idiocy guys.
With enough ridicule, we the people of the world, can put an end to this fad. Make fun of those with flat brims loudly and without mercy. They will break fast because of a weak mind, which is why they signed on to the trend in the first place.
So, to conclude...douchebags with flat brimmed hats of the world...I hate you.
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