People still trying to save the Panda

I'm sick and tired of this....People have been trying to save the panda for the last hundred years...with no luck whatsoever.

There's a major reason for this lack of success. And its not because global warming or predators or humans eating them....in fact, humans are the only reason why these things are still around.

The reason why their numbers keep reducing is this...Pandas are too fucking lazy to have sex. Let me repeat this...TOO LAZY TO FUCK!

Sex is the most basic instinct of every animal on the friggin planet and these things don't know what goes where. To me, thats a characteristic of an animal undeserving of our efforts and we should just let them go the way of the Dodo.

In addition to not having sex, these idiots only eat one thing that has no nutritional value at all and because of an inefficient intestinal system, the panda must feed for at least 12 to 16 hours a day. No wonder they don't want to bang, they're tired from laying around all day and eating.

We've gotten so desperate to keep these things around to look at them at the zoo that were artificially inseminating them. And then, when the babies are born, they have to take them away from the parents so they don't eat them. So not only are they too lazy to have sex because they spent all day eating, they then eat their own offspring when they finally do have some cubs.

Shouldn't we refocus our efforts on gorillas or manatees or something that actually wants to live? I think of pandas as sort of like terminally infirmed people that want the right to die and nature is just Jack Kevorkian. If nature had any intention of keeping these things around they would breed like bunnies...or rats.

Well last month nature struck back at these futile efforts to save these worthless sacks of shit. That earthquake in China puts 90% of the panda population in jeopardy which means that we as humans need to make a decision. Do we send more money down the toilet and tire out scientists arms to jerk off all males and artificially inseminate all the females or do we just let nature take it's course? I for one am in favor of the latter.

People who are still trying to save the panda...your efforts are futile, you're wasting time and money, and I hate you.